Queer as Norfolk & Peru Plan

The weekend saw the second year running that we've missed Pride (first being Big Chill). This time a change of events meant having to go to Norfolk to see folks and friends as well as check up on my mum's house. My poor dad told us about his planned bonfire attracting some unnecessary village community interference resulting in numerous visits from locals, a stuck-up council lady, a farmer and the fire brigade. Also, caught up with some quality Norwich shopping with an evening visit to Josh and Christie's.

Since last week we've been planning our Peru holiday for next year. For the first time we'll be doing an organised trip which actually works out cheaper. Using Llama Travel we've finally decided on the following itinerary:

Lima, on the Pacific coast, was the most important and magnificent city in South America for the Spanish. Visit the colonial district and some of the finest museums in the world, with amazing collections of pre-Hispanic treasures.

Cusco, majestic capital of the Inca Empire, is set in a valley 3,300m high in the Andes and has a unique charm and a relaxed atmosphere. Explore the city, a blend of Inca and Spanish styles, then salsa the night away. Visit the nearby Sacred Valley of the Incas. Take a breathtaking trip to Machu Picchu, lost city of the Incas, set in stunning mountain scenery or alternatively, walk the Short Inca Trail to Machu Picchu. Staying in Cusco, you can experience ancient cultures, wonderful scenery, lively festivals and colourful markets. There is also hiking, mountain biking, white water rafting, horse riding, paragliding and even hot air ballooning.

The Amazon Rainforest is the largest expanse of jungle in the world and almost 60 percent of Peru lies in the jungle. The area around Puerto Maldonado is the most biodiverse on the planet. Staying in a jungle lodge, you will explore the rainforest by foot on jungle trails, and by boat on the river and on ox-bow lakes, have an opportunity to see the wildlife as well as get an insight into the jungle way of life.

A lodge is an excellent way to see the jungle in relative comfort, staying in accommodation made from local materials. All meals in the jungle are included.

The Inca Trail is a spectacular four-day hike starting in the Sacred Valley, rising through the Andes, before descending again to the cloud forest of Machu Picchu. The scenery constantly changes as you climb and descend, and you are rewarded with some of the finest mountain views on earth. There is no better way to arrive at Machu Picchu than on foot at the Sun Gate at dawn, visiting the ruins in the early morning light before most of the tourists arrive. Our trek includes porters to carry everything, including your personal belongings; cooks who prepare a varied menu; tents for your 3 nights on the trail; and a guide who will explain the different Inca sites you pass.Although most people have no problems, the Inca Trail reaches altitudes of 4,200m, so you should have a good level of fitness. A Short Inca Trail option is also available. Recent changes in regulations have limited the number of people allowed on the Inca Trail. Therefore, we recommend booking well in advance.

Arequipa, a UNESCO Cultural World Heritage Site, has an impressive colonial centre largely built of white volcanic rock. A must is a visit to the vast Santa Catalina Convent, founded in 1579, but only opened to the public in 1970. Three immense volcanoes rise above the city, including the near-perfect cone of El Misti, at 5,825m.

The nearby Colca Canyon (pictured), deeper than the Grand Canyon, offers incredible views, as well as one of the best opportunities to see the world's largest flying birds in the wild. Giant condors rise up on the thermals, and, if you are lucky, glide past only metres away.

The The Nazca Lines are 2,000 year-old etchings in the face of the desert. Mystery surrounds these giant images of animals and birds, geometric shapes and straight lines up to 40 miles long. Wonder at the remarkable precision of their creation as you fly over the Lines. Ica is a desert town with a wonderful climate. Being on a river carrying the waters of the Andes through the desert to the Pacific, a stay in Ica means you can see both impressive sand dunes as well the main wine producing area in Peru. Visit the excellent regional museum, with 2,000 year-old textiles, deformed skulls and the finest pottery in Peru. Take a trip to a vineyard and try a delicious pisco sour. Or, being in the desert allows you to try sandboarding or sand buggying down the giant sand dunes. The Ballestas Islands are nearby, home to thousands of sea lions, penguins and sea birds. A boat ride around the islands offers an incredible opportunity to see these wonderful creatures up close, as the sea lions play around your boat.