Brown-fingered arcade game

Here's a new game called Boonga I could see working on the Wii. Based on the Japanese school-boy prank called 'kancho' you have to surprise your victim by sticking your fingers up their arse! Strangely enough, Kancho is also the word for a karate master/big boss. You could say this the Jap version of a 'wedgey' though the only thing English kids ever get up to is kicking others in the bollocks or graffiti-ing knob images.

Here's some borrowed text I found to explain it:
"1. The Kancho. Nobody survives elementary school in Japan (even if you're white) without receiving a few kanchos on the way. To kancho, simply put both hands together as if in prayer, and fold over all fingers except your two index fingers. Keep the index fingers straight and solid, for these are your kancho weapons. Next, find a target. Any butthole will do, but I suggest going for those that are clothed yet easy to find. Approach the butthole slowly. Then, when the owner has his head turned, swiftly jab your adjoined index fingers up the butthole and say "kancho!" (We did this regularly to people going up the train station steps on the way home from school.)"

On the same webpage is another game for spanking arses! My imagination is running wild with sleezy possibilities for the Wii-remote and designing a strap-on. We may see Mario in Nintend-slags: Plumbing the Princess some time soon in my perverted universe.

Tried out the walking-boots Saturday for a tramp around Wiltshire. All very healthy, good stuff seeing a chalk-hill white horse and scaring sheep along the way. We did nearly 4 miles around Bratton and can be found on this website.

The health kick continued on Sunday with a yoga session around new friend's (James) flat. We also experimented with Reiki but I'm not sure I really felt anything.