Biscuit bollox
Here's my letter I'm considering to send to muppet snack producers, McVities for their poor excuse of a cream biscuit:-
Dear McVities
Please find enclosed my part eaten packet of Hob Nobs Creams. I am returning these as I am totally unsatisfied caused by high expectations of the product. These biscuits are rubbish and I want my money back you muppets! If you think the amount of cream inserted represents the picture on the packet then you are either working in total darkness or are completely blind.
Yours truly,
Angry Shopper
Dear McVities
Please find enclosed my part eaten packet of Hob Nobs Creams. I am returning these as I am totally unsatisfied caused by high expectations of the product. These biscuits are rubbish and I want my money back you muppets! If you think the amount of cream inserted represents the picture on the packet then you are either working in total darkness or are completely blind.
Yours truly,
Angry Shopper
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